*PLUGS IN THE LAST OF THE DECORATIVE LIGHTING* FINALLY! A WHOLESOME CHANCE TO WELCOME IN THE NEW YEAR.
I BROUGHT REFRESHMENTS!

AVAILABLE PLACES:
MEN'S/LADIES' RESTROOMS
PARK BENCHES
FOUNTAIN LIT UP WITH FLOATING CANDLE/TEA LIGHT THINGS
POND WHERE THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A MUTANT ALLIGATOR
VARIOUS TREES AND BUSHES
PLAYGROUND
SANDBOX
PICNIC TABLE LOADED WITH ( Read more... )

*OPENS THE DOORS TO HER PRIVATE MANSION*

EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE ELSE HERE AND IF I HEAR ANY RELATIONSHIP WHINING I WILL PERSONALLY RIP BOTH OF YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OUT WITH UNCLE IROH'S HEDGE CLIPPERS. EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT IS FREE GAME UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH. IN THAT CASE, "NO MEANS NO."HAVE ( Read more... )